Hilarious on so many levels!

Rule #1... Never, ever, ever sit down on a toilet seat without a cover... Especially at WalMart..

Rule #2... On April Fools... be aware of where you are placing your bare booty

Man Superglued To Walmart Toilet Seat

by Ben Popken

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A man was taken to the hospital after an apparent April Fool's prank left his rear superglued to a toilet seat at Walmart, reports CNN.
Someone had laid down a bead of superglue on the toilet seat, which formed a tight bond with his rear when he sat down.
It took personnel fifteen minutes to remove the 48-year old man from the stall, but they were not able to remove the seat and took him to the hospital. There the lid was removed and he had only "minor injuries to his buttocks," said the police.
If you ever want to break down a superglue bond, just apply some acetone. And if you ever want to sit down on a toilet at Walmart, use a seat liner.